Lucille: Oh, please. I’ve been drinking since before you were born. So if alcohol’s the reason I’m here, I got news for you, bub, it’s the only reason you’re here, too.
Michael: Hey, you’re mean sober, too.Spring Breakout - 2x17
Lucille: You tricked me.
Michael: I deceived you. Trick makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.Marta Complex - 1x12
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Waitress: Plate or platter?
Lucille: I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.Public Relations - 1x11
Michael: Watch out for bridges and hop-ons. You’re going to get some hop-ons.
Key Decisions - 1x04
Michael: And so you just finished off the bottle?
Lindsay: Well, I had to. It’s vodka. It goes bad once it’s opened.Exit Strategy - 3x12
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